A Look Back at the Women in My Life

Every now and then, I like to write a ridiculous blog post. This is one of them...

For both men and women, we are all attracted to celebrities. I am no exception. Since I first became interested in girls, I've always had that "special someone" in my life. Here's a look back at a few of those ladies...


DANICA MCKELLAR (aka - Winnie Cooper)
The Wonder Years is easily one of my favorite shows of all-time. It played a significant role in my adolescence. Winnie Cooper was the girl next door, and I often prayed that God would send me my very own Winnie.

Danica McKellar recently resurfaced in a TV Christmas Movie I watched this past year. Although my feelings for her aren't as strong, it was still great to see her. I'm happy that she's doing well.





TIFFANY AMBER THIESSEN (aka - Kelly Kapowski)
Let's be honest... eveyone had this crush. So the Saved by the Bell star and I were never really exclusive. Besides, I was a little young for her, so she never had much interest in me.

I'll often see Tiffany when Ke'o is watching White Collar. Tiffany and I will sometimes have a laugh and wonder about what could have been.






BRITNEY SPEARS
When Britney first emerged on the scene, I thought I was in love. If I could count the number of times I watched the video for "Baby, One More Time"...

Then Britney got really famous. Then things got weird. Our breakup was nasty. Certainly no love lost here...







KRISTEN KREUK (aka - Lana Lang)
In all honesty here (for whatever that's been worth), when I first watched Smallville, I thought to myself, "That's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." Dark hair. Dark eyes. Dark skin. When portraying the sweet, soft-hearted Lana Lang.... It made me fall head over heels for Kristen.

(SIDE NOTE: When I first met Ke'o, she very much reminded me of Lana Lang -- ultimately one of the big reasons why I "pursued" her.)

Eventually, Smallville just got weird. Lana married Lex. I stopped watching, and therefore, I haven't seen Lana around much lately.


MILA KUNIS
Mila and I have been going strong for about five years now. I first knew her as Jackie from That 70's Show. But it wasn't until we spent some time together in Hawaii (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) that I knew she was going to the new woman in my life.

Not even turning green and riding a broom has changed that...

Before Ke'o and I got married, she agreed to an opt-out clause if Mila ever makes herself available to me. But fair is fair... I agreed to the same stipulation if Paul Rudd ever asks out Ke'o.